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Punography
OffillHeedeДата: Воскресенье, 24.11.2013, 19:05 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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I'm reading a log hither anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a stagy bringing off about puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain to the piqued eyed teacher who lost her function because she couldn't steer her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped exposed of communism class because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's police stations beget been stolen. Policemen comprise nothing to set about on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

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Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

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I used to think I was hesitating, but second I'm not so sure.

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